If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
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You know what’s worse than slow internet?
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let’s not even pretend there’s something worse than your mom passing you the phone for you to wish happy birthday to a relative
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